Bust Out with the Eggs, Cuz it's Sizzlin' Out There!!!

Phoenix in the summer can be a bitch. The sun is just having a fucking field day...every damn day now! It's all good though because I was driving home from work the other day and had seen this real fine sweetheart high steppin' in clothes so thin and small, her cell phone was STILL TOO BIG. She was probably some jailbait enjoying the beginning of summer break and her barely on summer wordrobe. God can be cruel, these chicklings are looking older by the minute. You go to the mall and get a number or what the fuck ever and then ask the age...15....16...! Damn looks near 22 year old prime college meat. Dangerous game boys....dangerous! It's definitely a perk to hitched up nowadays because it makes that kinda thing is a non-issue.

I need memorial weekend and in a hurry!