The Weekend and the Slwatka People...

So this weekend I went back to my home town to welcome back our old friend Mark back from Navy duty. We got nice and slothy drunk and had to walk our way through the badlands of Globe to rest our heads after running into old peeps at the local taverns and clubs. It was good to see old pussy still clinging to that shit hole, but hell, I guess we all do in some sort of way.

I slept on a recliner, my buddy Rageness McChaos (no real names here...oops, sorry Mark!) and his breezie Shuze hit a couch and Mark...well...

It was okay though...he has returned to raucousness.

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I have discovered a new race of people. This new race of people are the Slwatka People. They are the army of the Cabo Wabo Special Forces.

General Rageness McChaos


Lieutenant Commander Ravicsious laeN


Enson G-Funk


Diva Deputy Luscious Jackson


Corpral Darren Layton


Maiden Svendla "The Law" Capernacus

I would take extreme caution if I was someone who poses threat to Cabo Wabo and the Cabo Wabo Nation. The will react without conscious.