PHILOSOPHICAL RESURRECTION

So I sit at work, home, or wherever and feel abnormal as if something is wrong. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks in the middle of the night, I have lost touch with the Cabo Wabo. This alarms me as if I suddenly felt the pain of a heart attack. So I get out of bed and slam down some Cabo, no lime, just str8. As the Cabonano-organisms rush inside my bloodline, I feel the warmth, I feel goodness. So after the drastic measures, I smile and make me a soothing Waborita (I swear the best one is always the NEXT ONE). I go outside to and sit in the balcony and begin to plot out the road back to Cabo greatness.

You see, there is more to being one with Cabo. There are the ones that take the fun Cabo gives them, but never give back. That's where the truth and difference can be identified. Go out and have the parties of your life and get hella crunk off Cabo, but when the next day comes; if that is all that comes out of it, then you are lacking 'The Force' inside. Sorry for the Star Wars parody, but it runs right along with it. You must live and breathe Cabo, and as crazy as that sounds to some (whom obviously don't understand), it's more that a tequila, it's a way of life. It's a philosophy.

I lost touch with that philosophy, but the first step in the direction to resurrection is to recognize the problem. As the days go by and each day is plotted in accord with the philosophy, the greatness will return soon enough.

So what is the philosophy? You will know soon enough...

Burnin' on E

These 3 weeks have been Hell. I'm averaging roughly 5 hours of sleep and i started to catch up to me this morning as my alarm clock could not wake my snorring ass up and I got in a bit of trouble because I was late for work by like 45 minutes or so while my boss, his boss, her boss and eventually even HIS boss witnessed this. How did I not get fired do you ask? Well, it's because I'm Uncle Cabo man! I'm YOUR Uncle, I'm their Uncle, I'm EVERYONE'S UNCLE! I mean, who can fire their own Uncle? Not many. I also believe that The Force known as Cabo Wabo protects me. On a side note, they understood that that kind o thing happens from time to time and I've really never had this happen before, lol, probably my free-be.

I can't wait for this weekend to finally arrive. I'm thinking a Bar-BQ or something or maybe a calm weekend at home with the tube and Cabo Medatation i.e. Waboritas Coronas etc.

Regardless, this ass is beat don and it's time to relax this weekend! FO'SHO!

May the Cabo be with You!

Bustin' My Ass

So it turns out I'm going to be working 3 weeks straight without a day off. If the money wasn't right, I'd be kicking someones ass right now regarding this. So it'll be the weekday sitting at the desk and shit, and standing up for hours at a time with the delicate touch as the almighty camera man during the weekend. Fortunately it's already half way over with! I figure a shot of Cabo daily will get the mind stimulated just enough to keep the sanity throughout this. Too bad I'm not shooting a "Girls Gone Cabo Wabo" video series! NOW THAT WOULD BE CRUNK!