Tuesday, January 03, 2006

2006

RESOLUTION: Simple, drink 50% more Cabo than last year!!! Sounds easy enough.

Looking back at the year, I feel as if 2005 was a success other than the family budget scandal of June, the ...................

SHIT! THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN. It has just been brought to my attention that your Uncle Cabo will be making the epic cruisade to the Tequila Mecca, The Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo San Lucas this April!!! The cruisade will be from sea aboard an Official Cabo Wabo Cruise Vessel from Carnival Cruiselines!!! This is amazing news and the details reek of ill crunkness. Click the Link below for further details:





The following News Bulletin supersedes any previously plotted blog entries for the day. I apologize for the inconvenience, but I have some major planning to do.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE DREAMED OF DOING FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS.